All right, I started this blog simply for one reason and for one reason only:
I don't have any friends.
This is partially my own fault as I am incredibly socially awkward and tend to make a fool out of myself. If I can't get them to talk to me, I can at least get people to laugh, even if it's at me.
More importantly though, I am the only daughter. This loosely translates to:
"No sleepovers!"
"Your friends live too far away. We can't drive you there!"
"We don't have time for playdates."
You know what these answers add up to? A very lonely library monitor who just wants someone to talk to about how Mercedes Lackey's fantasy novels have a Yay rate of 4/10 or how Guardians of Ga'Hoole was completely eviscerated and disemboweled by corporate stoner Hollywood.
The Internet has done wonders for me in this regard. Most of the people I talk to in real life don't care about that kind of stuff.
Anyway, I enjoy talking to people (but not in large groups), so shoot me comment down below if you're interested.
(Don't be a Maplestory creep. They are one-inch tall sprites, how can someone possibly find them "sexy" or "hot"?)
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